Queer Cryptids

Saturday, September 7, 2019
7:00 PM 11:00 PM 19:00 23:00

Kick Butt Coffee 5775 Airport Blvd. Austin, TX 78751 (map)

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QUEER CRYPTIDS: A POLE DANCE AND BURLESQUE SHOW

Moonlight casts strange shadows on the forest floor, some comfortingly familiar, and others...less so. Figures known only in myth emerge from the trees and begin to congregate in the clearing. Mothman twirls on a narrow tree. The chupacabra bares a slim shoulder. And...is that a pair of pants?

Known only through rare sightings, conspiracy theories, and grainy security cam footage, cryptids find their home halfway between myth and reality. After a fateful Netflix glitch elevated the Babadook to queer icon, cryptids and the queer experience became inextricably linked. Welcome to the world of the Queer Cryptids.

On September 7th, Velvet Nox brings our spotlight to the dark forests and urban jungles where these cryptids lurk. Through burlesque, pole dance, chair dance and belly dance, these performers explore queer identity through the stories of the elusive cryptids.

Will our Reptilian Overlord find love? Will the Flatwoods Monster find acceptance? Will the Wendigo simply devour us all? Join us as we walk deeper into the woods than ever before, and let these cryptids show us their world on their terms.

Featuring the Indescribable:
Alex
Aurora Rose
Coco Lectric
Devin Alfather
Harley Brimstone
Irene Straddler
Míche
Miss O Kissed
Papi Churro
Sonnie
Zenyth Gale

Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm.
Ages 18+
At Kick Butt Café. Ample free parking. The Venue has food and delicious drinks available for purchase. Come get weird with us!

Featured

Jewel Box General Admission Ticket- Feminine Rage

$15.00

General Admission ticket to the Jewel Box FEMININE RAGE show, for either Friday June 13th or Saturday June 14th.

First come first serve for seating in this “blackbox” performance space. All chairs are cushioned.

Please make sure you are buying the correct ticket for the correct day!

Jewel Box VIP FRONT ROW Admission Ticket- Feminine Rage

$25.00

Front Row VIP ticket to the Jewel Box FEMININE RAGE show, for either Friday June 13th or Saturday June 14th.

First come first serve for seating in this “blackbox” performance space. All chairs are cushioned.

This seat does not include a table, but does place you closest to the action. For table seats please select TABLE ticket.

Please make sure you are buying the correct ticket for the correct day!

Jewel Box TABLE FOR 2 Admission Ticket- Feminine Rage

$90.00

Two seated tickets with a table for either the Friday (June 13th) or Saturday (June 14th) Jewel Box FEMININE RAGE show, first come first serve for seating in this “blackbox” performance space. All chairs are cushioned.

This ticket includes a table and admission for 2 people- you do not need to purchase two of these.

Please make sure you are buying the correct ticket for the correct day!

General Admission Ticket -SINGLE NIGHT- Marginalia

$30.00

General Admission ticket to EITHER the Friday May 2nd or the Saturday May 3rd show. This gets you access to second and third row seating equally, on any side of the stage.

Message us at velvetnoxproductions@gmail.com for group clustering options!

Front Row Ticket - ONE NIGHT- Marginalia

$45.00

Seating in the first row, stageside, for EITHER Friday May 2nd or Saturday May 3rd.

This is for the Velvet Nox produced show Marginalia.

Select the night you want from the dropdown menu!

Message for group seating options- we can cluster you like a cloister of nuns!

Community Price General Admission Ticket - SINGLE NIGHT- Marginalia

$15.00

Community General Admission ticket to the show on EITHER Friday May 2nd or Saturday May 3rd.

This is for the Velvet Nox produced show Marginalia.

This is offered at a discount to those who want to join us in art but may find a full price ticket burdensome. We have never yet sold out of our community tickets, so do not be shy about choosing this option if it is needed.

This ticket may be lounge seating or standing room only if General Admission sells out; otherwise, it is identical to a General Admission ticket, which gets you a seat in the second or third rows on any side of the stage.

Table for 2 - ONE NIGHT- Stageside - Marginalia

$100.00

This is for the Velvet Nox produced show Marginalia.

A stageside table that seats two for EITHER the Friday Friday May 2nd or Saturday May 3rd.

Perfect for those who want a great view of the stage with a table. See the venue diagram for further details.

Purchasing one table grants entry for two people. Select the “add a third” ticket option if you want an additional seat (make sure to select the add-on for the same night)!

"Add a Third" Table Ticket - SINGLE NIGHT- Marginalia

$30.00

This is for the Velvet Nox Produced show Marginalia.

Cozy up with one additional Whimsical Peasant at your stage-side table on EITHER Friday May 2nd or Saturday May 3rd.

This ticket gains admission for one additional person to your stageside table on either night!

This can only be purchased in the same order as a stageside table, and only for the same evening as your table. If you have already ordered your table, and wish to add a third member, email us at velvetnoxproductions@gmail.com and we can accommodate you.

For parties of more than 3, email us at velvetnoxproductions@gmail.com so we can work to accommodate your needs.

BOTH NIGHTS General Admission Ticket - Marginalia

$50.00

This is for the Velvet Nox Produced show Marginalia.

General Admission ticket to the Friday May 2nd show AND the Saturday May 3rd show. This gets you access to second and third row seating equally, on any side of the stage. Exact seat locations cannot be guaranteed across both nights.

This a slightly discounted ticket for those who already know they want the full double dose of knightcore extravagance.

For single night tickets, select our General Admission- SINGLE NIGHT- option!

Message us at velvetnoxproductions@gmail.com for group clustering options!

BOTH NIGHTS- Front Row Ticket - Marginalia

$80.00

This is for the Velvet Nox Produced show Marginalia.

Front Row, Stageside Ticket to the Friday May 2nd show AND the Saturday May 3rd show.

This is a slight discount on buying two separate front row tickets for each night, for those die-hard fans of the knightly aesthetic.

For individual night tickets, please see our Front Row- SINGLE NIGHT- ticket options.

Message for group seating options- we can arrange you like a beautiful mosaic!